that you can't have true faith if it's untested.
that you can't experience true happiness unless you've experienced true pain.
that you can't know true grace until you've been undeservedly forgiven.
that, if you hook jumper cables up to your computer and a Barbie doll while wearing a bra on your head, then Kelly LeBrock will appear and grant you three wishes.
You forgot to mention the soundtrack!
ReplyDeleteHa! Oingo Boingo. Shit, this makes me feel old.
ReplyDeleteMe too. The cassettes were all shite, too.
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